Yes, more ranting. Quickly: Hide your children and move to Alaska! Oh wait, Pallin is teh queen there. Go to Utah. It's too warm for her kind. (Not Alaska-ppl, I mean her kind of... oh never mind..)

Anyhoo:
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Random phrase thing of day/month/year (yes now year)=

Chick: I guess I got my dad's genes!

Me: You'd have to have them tailored.
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Alas, the weekend shall soon be over. Though, unlike Garfield, Mondays aren't my worst day. That's actually Wednesdays. I would continue, but the cat stole the control lever to the sub-atomic noun. I'm sorry.

I WILL MAKE SENSE.
Ahem... I am not going to the dance. I played soccer today, as goalkeeper, for that is my position. I practiced my Judo. I ate a sammich. I /epicfailed only twice (This morning), and I was the target of Workmonkey's PMSing. Oh, and I blogged. Twice. Thrice. Or maybe three.. I mean four times.

Recent Read:
The Poisonwood Bible
By Barbara Kingsolver
"Dancing between the dark comedy of human failings and the breathtaking possibilities of human hope, The Poisonwood Bible possesses all that has distinguished Barbara Kingsolver's previous work, and extends this beloved writer's vision to an entirely new level. Taking its place alongside the classic works of postcolonial literature, this ambitious novel establishes Kingsolver as one of the most thoughtful and daring of modern writers."
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friends:
(see previous blog)

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

Plans also include:

The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.